Elf-Sized Customer Service

Christmas. Conflict. Customer Service.

It's Boxing Day (or, I guess, December 26th to those outside the UK), and you are elves manning the North Pole Complaint Line, dealing with disgruntled Christmas "customers". 

What is Elf-Sized Customer Service?

Elf-sized customer service is a rules-lite comedy TTRPG about dealing with unhappy gift recipients, Santa-doubting teens, and just anyone who wants to have a good old complain about Christmas.

Perfect for:

One-shot Gaming: No long, seemingly unending campaign (not that there's a problem with long games.) Just flick through the zine and get a gist of the rules.

Rules-Lite Play: You get a vague premise of the game, and the shortest set of rules you can imagine. Then it's up to you.

Quick to Learn and Play: Choose between a limit to the amount of calls you will take, or how long your "shift" lasts. You control the length of play.

(Optional) Play as the Callers: Want to really put the Complaint Line to the test? Call in with your own crazy complaints!

This Christmas gift broke on me the very first day. Let me speak to your manager!

Part of my 2025 Advent Calendar!