Office Party Apocalypse

Spiked Punch. Sabotage. Singing.

Welcome to the Office Party Apocalypse, a competitive plot-lite micro-RPG. It is 11:45 PM at the Sparkle Corp Holiday Mixer. The budget has been slashed, the "open bar" is just a lukewarm bowl of mystery punch, and HR is watching the room like a hawk.

There is only one Employee of the Year bonus check left on the table. To get it, you'll have to survive three rounds of social warfare:

1. The Spiked Punch: Sabotage the drinks (or your rivals) without getting caught by the "Culture Committee."
2. White Elephant Warfare: Engage in a high-stakes gift exchange where the prizes range from "mildly useful" to "psychologically scarring."
3. The CEO’s Karaoke: Endure a torturous extended power ballad performance while maintaining a look of genuine corporate adoration.

Features

• The Triple-G System: Simple mechanics based on Grind, Gloss, and Gossip.
• Stress Management: A "Burn Out" mechanic for when the corporate jargon becomes too much to bear.
• Fast Character Creation: Go from "Junior Developer" to "Office Legend" in under two minutes.

"Why does he think he can hit the high notes in Bohemian Rhapsody?"