Timeshare Trouble

A one-page RPG of time slips, tropical cocktails, and high-stakes salesmanship.

Welcome to Everview Resort, the crown jewel of the tropics — where every sunset brings a new decade. One moment it’s all jazz and flapper dresses, the next it’s synthwave and shoulder pads. The architecture, the music, even your own personality flickers with every time shift.

You’re here to close a timeshare deal with a fickle client before they check out... but the clock—and time itself—are against you. Fail, and you’ll be trapped forever in a random era of paradise. Succeed, and the commission sets you up for life.

Oh, and the twist? The client might just be you... from the future.

In Timeshare Trouble, you’ll:

• Sell paradise across decades that won’t stay put.
• Adapt to shifting eras, from roaring 1920s to neon 1980s to chrome 2080s.
• Bluff, charm, and improvise your way through surreal time jumps.
• Discover who your mysterious client really is—before it’s too late.

Game Play

A fast, rules-light, story-forward RPG for 1 or more players.

All you need is a d6 die, a notepad, and a sense of humor about temporal collapse.

Play it solo as a strange character study, or with friends for chaotic, decade-hopping improv.

Contents

• A complete one-page RPG (fits on a single sheet!)
• Tools for character creation, clients, time shifts, and endings
• Solo play mode with memory and identity twists
• Perfect for short sessions or convention play

Pitch the impossible. Sell the eternal. Surf the time stream.

Welcome to the Everview Resort, where every deal is forever.